How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
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ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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