so explain again why im purple
no
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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