ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
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