I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
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She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
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Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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