My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
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The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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