Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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