woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
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he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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