oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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