dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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