His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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