I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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