Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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