How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Randomize
