Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
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Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
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Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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