no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
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you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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