Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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