My first STD was from a foam party
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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