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(708): View more from Illinois

Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me

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(303): View more from Colorado

My liver just broke up with me...

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.

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(650): View more from California

just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.

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(858): View more from California

So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?

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(207): View more from Maine

i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like

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(706): View more from Georgia

Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.

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(940): View more from Texas

I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.

(254): View more from Texas

It's 2 pm....

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a

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