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• (678): View more from Georgia

  If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.

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• (760): View more from California

  all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.

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• (631): View more from New York

  You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements

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• (760): View more from California

  he just fucked me for my cheese.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people

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