are you still at the devil's house?
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
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We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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