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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I'm skeptical of all drag queens.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.

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  Do you need my fax number or something?

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• (562): View more from California

  Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?

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• (914): View more from New York

  I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.

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