Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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