im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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