Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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