? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
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he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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