So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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