would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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