The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
You are a genius and a whore.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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