I like to think it a success when the cops are called
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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