I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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