Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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