so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
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Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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