you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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