No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
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It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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