So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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