He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I think people are normalizing furries
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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