So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
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She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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