My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
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At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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