i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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