that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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