just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
if i died would you start the facebook group?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
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We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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