Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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