I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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