I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Is it because I queefed?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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