Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm just crazy horny about you
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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