I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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