we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
Randomize
