My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
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If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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