She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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