After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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