Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
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Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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