id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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