Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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