It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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