I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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