You're my little dorito
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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