How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
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Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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