I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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