her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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